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by Lady Demon
Kelsey walked into the music room where she could hear Gene
working on a song. She stood in the doorway and waited for
him to finish. He smiled at her and stopped playing.
"What's up babe?" he asked. She didn't like to bother him
while he was working on music, but she didn't want to wait
on this.
"I just got a call from my sister in Edinburgh," she said.
"She's getting married."
"That's great," said Gene getting up and setting his guitar
down to give her a congratulatory hug. "When's the
wedding?" he asked.
"Two weeks," she replied. "I … told her we would be
there," she said hesitantly. She knew Gene wouldn't mind
going to the wedding…
"That's fine! I wouldn't want you to miss your sister's
wedding and I certainly don't mind a trip to Scotland," he
said stroking her cheek. He could see something in her
green eyes but wasn't sure what it was.
"It's going to be an old traditional Scottish wedding," she
said.
"Great," he replied. "I've never been to one before."
"A traditional HIGHLANDER wedding," she repeated.
"Babe, is there something wrong?" he asked, confused by her
odd behavior.
"Gene, you have to wear a kilt!" she blurted out before
clamping her lips shut, waiting for his response. He stood
there staring at her for a moment.
"A kilt?" he asked. "You mean that little plaid skirt
thingy like Mel Gibson wore in Braveheart?" he asked.
Kelsey nodded. "But if I'm not in the wedding party, do I
still have to wear one?" he asked. He had worn some pretty
strange clothes in his time, but this would probably top
them all.
"All guests are to dress in traditional highland clothing,"
she replied.
"Does that mean you'll be wearing a kilt too?" he asked, a
bit of a grin on his face.
"No, but I'll be wearing traditional women's clothing," she
said.
"But not a kilt," he said.
"No, not a kilt. Only men wear kilts," she said. Gene
sighed, knowing he couldn't insult Kelsey or her sister by
not going or by not abiding by their wishes.
"I guess I wear a kilt then. I wonder where I'll get one…"
he thought out loud.
"Wait until we get to Edinburgh, then we'll both be fitted
for clothing.
Gene didn't dare mention to the others that he would be
wearing a kilt…they would never let him live it
down…especially Ace. He groaned. If Ace ever got wind of
this…he didn't even want to think of what would happen.
They exited the plane in Edinburgh and, after going through
customs were greeted by Kelsey's sister who could have been
her twin. She was the same height with the same reddish-
blonde hair only her eyes were blue instead of the deep
emerald green of Kelsey's.
"I'm so glad you could come!" she exclaimed hugging Kelsey.
"Oh my God…you really do know Gene Simmons," she said as
she stared at Gene in surprise.
"Of course! Would I say I was bringing him if I didn't
really know him?" asked Kelsey with a laugh. "Gene, this
is my sister Erin. Erin, this is Gene Simmons," she said
by way of introduction.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Erin," he said taking her hand
and softly kissing the back of it.
"Likewise," she said. They walked to the car and Erin
drove away from the airport.
"Gene's a bit unsure about wearing a kilt," said Kelsey
with a wicked grin. Erin laughed.
"Why? Do you have knobby knees or something?" she asked
with a giggle.
"No, just not used to wearing a skirt," he said glaring at
Kelsey.
"It's not a skirt! It's a kilt…there's a big difference,"
said Erin.
"What's the difference?" asked Gene and Kelsey smiled.
"You wear underwear under a skirt," she said before busting
out laughing.
"You mean you don't…" he started to say.
"No, it doesn't lay right if you wear underwear," said
Erin. Gene sighed and rested his head back against the
back of the seat. It was going to be a long trip.
Gene didn't mind the fitting…the woman who was doing the
work was a young attractive woman with ample cleavage and
having her on her knees in front of him not only gave him a
good view of them but…well…you get the picture. When she
was finished she led him over in front of a mirror so he
could see how he looked.
The plain rough-weave shirt fit loosely but felt good. He
was happy to see that the kilt came down and covered his
knees, not that he was ashamed of them. The tartan was
made up mostly of blues and greens, which complimented
rather than contrasted one another. He was thankful, once
again, that he was not allergic to wool. Footwear was
simple. Soft leather boots coming almost to the knee and
lacing up the front. All in all, not an unattractive
outfit, but not one he would ever wear again.
"How does it feel Mr. Simmons?" asked the seamstress.
"Breezy," he replied with a grin.
"Ah, you'll get used to it. Besides, you've got nice legs.
It's a shame to hide them under leather and denim," she
said with a slight blush. He grinned at her.
Just then Kelsey came out of her fitting room and Gene
smiled. She was wearing a very simple outfit. The skirt
was long, coming to the ground and was of a light brown
material. The shirt was of the same rough-weave material
as Gene's was but it was fitted more closely and low-cut in
the front to show off her cleavage. Gene couldn't help but
smile.
Kelsey caught her breath when she saw Gene dressed in the
kilt. With his hair long and part of it pulled into a
ponytail (Revenge style) and the goatee he looked
absolutely incredible! His dark eyes took in every detail
of her person as she strode across the room to him.
"What do you think?" he asked holding out his arms.
"I think you look great," she said leaning up to kiss him.
He grinned and pulled her close, pressing her body against
his. "How long does it take to get to the church?" he
asked.
"It's not in a church. We'll meet at Edinburgh Castle and
go from there to where the ceremony is being held," she
said. He leaned down to taste her lips again. The
seamstress came back into the room.
"You better hurry," she said. Kelsey grabbed Gene's hand
and led him out of the shop and to the car. She easily
navigated the roads, getting them there in record time.
"I was beginning to wonder if you had gotten lost," said
Erin as they climbed out of the car. "Or perhaps had lost
track of time," she said with a wicked grin. Kelsey
slapped her on the arm.
"No, just finishing up with the fittings. These aren't
something you can just buy off the rack," she said.
During the ceremony Gene made sure that his kilt stayed
down, even when the wind picked up, signaling the coming
rain. At one point during the ceremony Kelsey leaned over
and whispered in his ear."You look good enough to eat," she
said softly in his ear causing him to grin.
"That can be arranged," he replied with a wicked grin.
The wedding ceremony ended and the happy couple rode off in
the small carriage just as the rain began to fall, soaking
the guests. Most of them hurried off to get into their
cars and Kelsey made a move to run and Gene grabbed her
arm, pulling her to him. "What's your hurry?" he asked.
"I didn't really want to get wet," she said wrapping her
arms around his waist.
"I like it when you're wet," he said, his voice dropping to
that sexy tone that sent shivers up and down Kelsey's
spine. He kissed her passionately, ignoring the soft rain
that had begun to soak through his clothing and hers. He
pulled away and looked at her grinning.
"What?" she asked noticing his amused expression.
He let his eyes wander to her chest. "Cold?" he asked.
She looked down and realized that her shirt was now see-through
and it was not at all difficult to see everything. He pulled her
to him again and kissed her.
"Little girl, are you teasing me?" he asked nuzzling her
ear.
"You know I never tease Gene," she replied.
Gene's hands drifted downward, a bit frustrated by the
abundance of material in his way. His hands halted. "I see
men aren't the only ones who don't wear underwear in Scotland,"
he said with a grin. He glanced around and realized that
they were out in the open…alone. They weren't far from the
road, not far enough away to be hidden from sight.
Kelsey grinned, realizing what Gene was thinking "Follow
me," she said taking his hand and leading him over a small
rise. On the far side of the hill was a large standing
rock. There were many such rocks scattered across the
landscape and Kelsey quickly pulled him behind the closest
one.
Gene pinned her between himself and the rock, claiming her
lips again in a passionate kiss. Kelsey no longer cared
about the rain or the wind. All she cared about was Gene.
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It was raining quite hard later when they quickly ran to their
car. Once inside they began laughing. Both were soaked
through to the skin but neither cared.
"Now I understand why Scottish men wear kilts," he said
with a laugh.
Kelsey laughed and leaned over and kissed him.
"Why don't we go back to the hotel, dry off and do it all
over again," she said. Gene grinned.
"I like the way you think little girl," he said. Kelsey
put the car in gear and they headed off to their hotel and
a nice warm bed.