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I'll wear anything for my baby! 
(Stan and Mary story)

By Mary ILP




"Mary I'm going to look stupid!"Paul said as he 
looked at the kilt she wanted him to wear.Mary 
smiled and shook her head."You said you wanted to 
help."Mary said as she looked up from the oil 
paint she was mixing.Paul shook his head.He 
hadent thought that offering to pose for a 
painting for Mary would intail him wearing a 
skirt!They were standing in the rose garden and 
sun was shining brightly in the summer sky."Come 
on Stan.....for me?"Mary said sitting down her 
paint palette.Paul shook his head she always knew 
how to get to him as she wrapped her arms around 
his waist and gave him a little poat. 
"Alright....but don't sell this painting.I'd hate 
for someone to buy this painting and say That guy 
looks like Paul Stanley wearing a dress."he said 
laughing.Mary put her hand on his shoulder and 
gently turned him towards the house."Now put that 
on.I promiose its for my eyes only."she said 
laughing.Mary turned back to her esal  and began 
to mix the paint.

Twenty minutes later Paul walked into the garden 
wearing a green and red kilt with a puffy white 
shirt.Mary covered her mouth to stiffle her laugh 
as she looked at him standing there with his dark 
hair pulled back in a pony tail.Paul shook his 
head as he stood there."Your laughing at 
me.....Thats it!"he said as he turned to walk  
back to the house.Mary rushed over and grabbed 
his arm."Come on.....Now stand right here."Mary 
said as she led him over to a rose bush that was 
in full bloom.He shook his head and gave her a 
small smirk as he looked around the garden."Stan 
this will be fun...Can you at least smile."Mary 
said laughing.Paul raised his eyebrows."I'm 
waiting for Gene Simmons to walk in and see me 
like this."he said.Mary shook her head "Its just 
me and you..... and the kids.....but there in the 
house watching tv.So just relax."Mary said 
rubbing his shoulders.Paul took a deep breath as 
Mary walked away after poseing him just the way 
she wanted him.She had to admit he looked really 
good standing there.His well shaped legs peeking 
out from the red and green kilt.Mary began to 
work as she hummed to herself."Just stand as 
still as you can....."Mary would say every so 
ofton when ever she would notice him starting to 
squrim.Mary and Paul both looked up when they 
heard a small snicker from behind one of the rose 
bushes.Mary shook her head knowing that it was 
Evan and Tess watching them.Paul shook his head 
as he listened to there two children laughing 
softly at him."Go back in the house you two."Mary 
called towards the rose bush.There two little 
heads bobed up and down as the moved out of the 
bushes.Both children covered there mouths as they 
laughed at Paul."You look funny Dad...."Evan said 
as he pointed at Paul's hairy legs sticking out 
from under the kilt.Paul rolled his eyes at 
Mary.Mary covered her mouth as she giggled."Are 
you going to help me out here sense this was your 
ideia?"Paul asked shaking his head.Mary nodded as 
she looked back at her canvas."Evan why don't you 
and Tess go see if cook as finished those cookies 
yet."Mary said.The two children nodded as they 
walked away leaving the two alone."Well Evan and 
Tess saw me....Tomorrow everyone in there school 
will know that I was wearing a kilt."Paul said 
shaking his head."Its summer time.They will have 
forgotten by the time school starts in a few 
weeks."Mary said laughing."Are you almost 
done?"Paul asked as he fidgeted a bit. 
"Almost....Just stand still."Mary said as she 
made light strokes on the canvas with her paint 
brush.Paul shook his head as he thought about 
what he was wearing.Mary could make him do 
anything for her.....she always could."All 
done!"Mary said smiling as she laid her paint 
brush down."Can I see?"Paul asked as he shook his 
legs and arms out.He was a little stiff from 
standing still for so long."Yes....come have a 
look."Mary said motioning him over with her 
hand.Paul steped around to have a look at the 
painting.He nodded as he pressed his lips 
together."Very nice!"he said in an impressed 
voice.Mary reached up and kissed him on the 
cheek."Thanks....."she whispered in his ear.Paul 
smiled at her as he grabbed her around the 
waist."Ok....I did something for you...now you 
have to do something for me."he said with a 
whicked grin.Mary smiled "Ok what would you like 
me to do for you?"Mary asked.She was taken by 
surprise as Paul swept her up into his arms."Help 
me get this dama thing off...."he said as he 
carried her towards the house.

Paul carried her up the steps to there bedroom as 
Mary unbuttoned his shirt.She kissed his neck as 
he kicked open the bedroom door."Its pay back 
time baby...."he said as he laid her on the 
bed.Paul gathered Mary into his arms and looked 
down at her."Anything for my baby....."he said 
with a chuckle.

Gene stood in living room looking up at the new 
painting."Man this guy looks like you Paul."Gene 
said turning to look at his old friend."Its not 
me."Paul said not looking at him."Yeah Ibet....by 
the way are you wearing a dress?"Gene asked 
laughing.Paul rolled his eyes."Its a kilt!"Paul 
said shaking his head.Paul knew he was never 
going to live this one down.

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