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Part 17
Buttercup sat and shuffled the pictures like cards, laying out
the winning hand that would bring KISS back under his control.
The insider. Even if she lost her nerve and failed to deliver
Simmons as she promised, the information she had given allowed
them to create the various other plans that would spring into action if
she failed. And what was the cost? If she failed, she got nothing, they
paid nothing. Even if she betrayed them, she could only do minimal
harm. She did not know all the plans.
Shannon. Sweet Shannon. Her 'rescuers' doubtlessly thought
they had foiled his plan. But all they knew was that crazy Bez had
kidnapped Shannon for E.V.I.L. and had no idea of the time she had
been in his tender care. Even Bez did not know. Everything had been
carefully engineered so Shannon was 'saved in the nick of time, before
Buttercup could get his hands on her'. Well, he had gotten his hands
(and other things) on her. If necessary, he could activate the
programming and again Simmons was his.
LadyM. Master of the Paul Stanley site, the key to regaining
control of that notable. And a major figure in the girltalk group, one
that could easily bring him more tools for his various plans. After all,
KISS was just the beginning. There were other groups, other rock
stars that needed to be brought under his control. And no one even
knew she was missing. She would be returned, with a suitable cover
story, before anyone was the wiser.
He was unsure of what had happened to Calen and that
Egyptian Bez decoyed. Bez was being his usual non-informative self.
No matter. If Bez got rid of them, it would be worth the cost. If they
showed up again and got rid of Bez, he would not have to pay him.
He loved win-win situations.
He laid down another image, this one a drawing rather than
actual picture. The camera did not capture some things well. A very
nasty little surprise for the West Virginian. She would regret leaving
her nice safe home. Her special tricks were useless against something
that knew them all and had an answer to them all. He would enjoy
playing with another of her kind.
He smiled as he set another picture on the table. Something to
occupy the reporter traveling with the band.
He set two more pictures on the table. His aces in the hole.
One showed a handsome man, the other a stunning woman; both with
a degree of commonality that labeled them related. Dastardly
Daffodil, his own special Wonder Twins. Dastardly to gain control of
some of the so-convenient pawns gathering. The seductive male twin
would pick the best choices from this girltalk group gathering, and use
them to penetrate the security around the band. And darling Daffodil
would seduce her way close to the band members he did not already
have pawns for.
So many possibly entryways, not even counting just the usual
snatch like he had just been notified of going down with Criss. Layers
upon layers. Gifts that were more than gifts. Fans that were more than
fans. And stage gear that was very special.
He paused, two pictures in his hand. Two cards that had not
been played.
He dropped the one picture to the side. Lorie. She could have
gotten him to Bruce Kulick. He had back-up plans, but he hated when
something did not work as expected.
He held the last picture, the source of his discontent.
Raven. Perhaps a means to have another chance to break Peter
Criss. It would have been so easy: pick up the three women at the
same time and cover it with Bez, but all he got was Shannon.
He looked at the last picture and frowned. She was certainly
not anything like that Egyptian sorceress or the actress with
connections that could give him trouble. Or even the part-Sidhe with
her little tricks. His inside informant had given him the means to
identify all the possible trouble spots and devise a method to nullify
them. He had covered everything, triple-checked it, and knew there
would be no surprises.
But there had been one.
Why DID Bez refuse to kidnap Raven? The twerp had
accepted the three pictures and left, only to return five minutes later
and return the last two. " I will kidnap Shannon, but I will not chance
that one."
Buttercup had held up a picture in each hand. " Which one?"
Bez pointed at Raven's picture. " That one. I will chance
many things but I will not meddle with that." And then he had
disappeared.
He looked at the picture. A college professor, single, still
living at home with her parents at the age of 44 for crying out loud.
What could be special about her?
He picked up the folder. Yes, Raven had to have one of the
strangest families this side of the Addams. Father seventh son of a
seventh son. Cherokee blood from both sides of the family. A mix of
relatives that ranged from actual witches to Mormons to Christians to
Catholics to Jehovah Witnesses and a few beliefs he had never heard
of. Preachers to Air Force colonels to moonshine runners and militia.
A history of occult involvement going back at least six generations.
But a strange background was no reason to expect anything
strange from the woman herself. So he had sent some of his own
people to intercept her before she reached Shannon.
He wished he knew why she had never shown. They had a
description of the vehicle she would be driving, but none of the
watchers had spotted it, not even enroute to the hotel. Oh well, now
that the ladies were gathering in one place, it would be easy to grab
any that showed promise of being useful.
" James, explain to me again why we're undercover at the last
KISS concert."
The tanned man smiled. " Arte, would you rather be in DC?"
Artemus shuddered. " No thank you. I didn't mind the last
administration. It was kind of fun, checking out interns for the
President. This new guy." He shook his head. " Real stick-in-the-
mud. And how many times has he gotten lost in the White House?"
" I think they lost count." James leaned on the sound
equipment they were guarding. " You think Bez will show up?"
" Oh, he's here already. I can feel it in my bones," Artemus
said with feeling. "What is it with our families? It's like a curse, we
always end up fighting some powerful little guy under four foot tall
that's trying to take over the world or destroy the country or do
something catastrophic. The first James and Artemus had to deal with
Miguelito. We've got Bez. Our mothers had that Russian dwarf."
" Don't mention that Russian!" James gave his partner a nasty
look. " I made the mistake of mentioning him last time I was home
and my mother about slapped my face off."
" Those files are still sealed aren't they?" Artemus asked with
interest.
James nodded. " Why don't you ask your mother about…"
" Oh no!" Artemus answered. " My mother threatened to test
out one of her new chemical concoctions on me if I ever breathed that
name in her presence."
James grinned. " And you don't need help blowing up labs."
" That wasn't my fault!" Artemus protested. " You're the one
let the Chinese spy on board."
" She was cute."
" You weren't supposed to let her just roam around the boat,"
Artemus complained. " Couldn't you keep her in your cabin?"
James shrugged. " I fell asleep."
" Too much for you, eh?" Artemus teased.
" She drugged me."
" Uh huh."
" She did," James insisted.
" Hey!" The tour manager walked towards the two men.
"We're ready for the sound equipment. West! Gordon! Get that stuff
moved in here!"
Artemus grabbed the controls on the motorized platform and
carefully guided the equipment towards the stage. James followed, a
slight smile on his face. A Secret Service agent's job was seldom
boring, but this assignment looked like it had a lot of opportunity.
Raven sighed. There were times she wished she was not a
weirdness magnet. All she needed to put the icing on the cake was for
a ghost to hit her in the back of the head (again). She had been getting
weird feelings for a week. She didn't mind when certain entities hung
around, she just wished they wouldn't drive her up the wall.
And then there was the trip itself. Road construction, detours
every time she turned around, malfunctioning traffic lights. To start it
all, she had missed the turn and ended up closer to Lorie's than
Shannon's; putting the whole timetable off and of course she was
running late. Just call it Indian Time: If you arrive on the correct day
you're on time. Her attempt to call Shannon from her cell phone had
gotten no answer, but she had gotten hold of Lorie who promised to
warn everyone else along the line and keep trying to get in touch with
Shannon while Raven tried to find a way around a road blocked by an
overturned mattress truck. And it just got stranger from there.
Yep, if it were normal, you wouldn't find it around her.
Maybe she should have cancelled the whole trip. At least the
rented van did not give her any trouble. With the number of
passengers and luggage making the trip, and the fact her car had a few
years on it; it just made more sense to use the plastic and get a van to
make the trip. (And of course the rental place had to switch that at the
last minute on her, so no one had known what to watch for.)
But things had turned out okay despite the last minute
shuffling. Lorie had received the strange e-mail telling them to go on
to New York; Shannon was riding with someone else as was Shandi (It
wasn't until the second email they learned the truth). So Lorie was in
charge of music selection while Raven handled the driving. Luggage
got tossed in the back, along with some of the overflow from the other
vehicles later so no one was lacking for space. They had met up with
the others and everything had gone smoothly once they were out of
Ohio.
Which just made her more nervous.
They were now safely at the hotel, awaiting the final concert.
Which was actually two concerts. An evening of various tribute bands
performing, the next day filled with a convention that ended with THE
FINAL CONCERT, with KISS and all its members performing along
with various members of the tribute bands. To give the actual KISS
members needed breaks, various tribute band members would trade-
off with the actual KISS member from time to time. Part of the fun
was supposed to be spotting when and how the trade-off occurred.
Few of them could have afforded the special tickets if it had
not been for the radio contest snafu. The radio contest had been to
send the winner and his or her friends to the shows, providing the
special 'All Events' tickets that gave front row seats for both
performances and passes to the convention. But the wording on the
contest had not been specific enough and when Richard had won the
contest he had named his friends as 'the members of the newsgroup
KISS_girltalk'.
Richard made everyone's millennia with that declaration.
Except for the radio station. After being warned that they were legally
bound to that choice, the station had tried to shake some of them loose
by declaring they had to find their own means of transportation, pay
for their own rooms (reserved at the band's hotel and very expensive)
and food, and handle any necessary paperwork on their own.
The radio station underestimated the ingenuity of KISS fans.
So every member of the group was now either in the hotel or
on their way. The hotel had enjoyed the station's predicament and
waived their usual limit on people per room and even devised a 'group
rate' on the room service.
Raven looked around her room. She hoped the other girls
would understand, but if she was going to be dealing with crowds of
people for several days she had to have her own room she could run
and hide in when things got a bit too close for comfort. She saw the
looks several exchanged and figured they all interpreted it as her trying
to get a private room so she could lure Peter away. Yeah, right. Fat
chance. With all the cute little young things that would be around for
the concerts, Peter sure wouldn't be noticing a 44-year-old college
professor. Especially not one running around in jeans, T-shirt, and
moccasin boots. Several had dropped hints, willing to help; but Raven
knew her limits and was not going to let them waste their time trying
to make her look sexy. She would enjoy the shows, enjoy the
convention, and take back some nice memories. She was looking
forward to meeting all the ladies. Lorie had been great, all of them
had, although there was something she could not quite put her finger
on about Val. Val affected her a lot like certain haunts had, but she
was obviously not a ghost. Perhaps another like herself, descended
from a family that spent far too much time playing with things they
shouldn't.
But she had things unpacked now. She ought to go down and
check on where the action was going to be. Grabbing her key, she
headed out and for the staircase so conveniently located near her room.
Why use the elevator when the stairs were right here? And she needed
to know where they led in case of emergency. There were always
emergencies.
" You made this so easy for us," the man gloated.
Peter felt like kicking himself. Blast Eric! He had sneaked out
to check on something for the G.O.O.D. agent and was sneaking back
up to his room using a back stairway. And now he was facing an
E.V.I.L. goon with a gun with another lurking somewhere below.
" Buttercup will love seeing you," the man said with a grin. He
tossed a pair of handcuffs at Peter's feet. " Put these on."
" How are you going to get me out of the hotel without anyone
seeing me?" Peter asked, stalling. He had already hit the panic button
on the tracker Eric gave him. If he could delay the man long enough,
perhaps Eric would come to the rescue.
" Who says we're leaving the hotel?" the man asked. " Put
them on. This gun fires knockout darts. You can either go under your
own power or I'll drag you there. You won't like being drug."
Peter picked up the cuffs and clicked them onto one wrist.
Even unconscious, Eric would be able to track him; but he preferred to
be awake.
" Come on!" the man urged. " I don't have all day."
Peter clicked the other one closed.
Raven paused one floor up. Buttercup? That crazy second
email Lorie had received warned about someone called Buttercup.
She carefully eased down the stairs, grateful for moccasins instead of
regular shoes. And grateful for childhood summers spent playing in
3,000 acres of forest with two guard dogs her only companions rather
than the more normal past times. She glanced down the stairwell,
slowly edging down towards the two men. They would choose to do
this in the part of the stairs closed off because of service floors. She
wanted a glimpse of who the men were. The one voice was familiar.
She edged closer and peered over the edge.
Peter Criss! No way was she going to stand by and let
anything happen to Peter! Blast! What she wouldn't give for a gun of
her own right now! But she didn't have anything but her dull wits.
And the element of surprise.
Hmmm.
If it worked for Modesty Blaise, maybe it'd work for her.
Peter O'Donnell called it the Nailer in the Modesty Blaise
mystery stories. As Raven stripped off her T-shirt and stuffed her bra
in her jeans pocket she hoped it would be as effective when you were
dealing with an A cup. With her luck the guy would think she was a
boy.
She gathered the T-shirt in her hands. Taking a deep breath,
she brazening bounced down the last flight of steps.
The E.V.I.L. agent turned at the unexpected sound of footsteps
close behind him. He frowned. Where'd the topless lady come from?
Peter had no idea who the lady was but he was not letting
E.V.I.L. get its G.R.I.P. on him or anyone else while he could do
something to prevent it. He grabbed the thug's gun hand and tried to
wrestle the weapon away.
Raven let momentum carry her close and threw her shirt over
the would-be kidnapper's head. With the man off-balance and blind,
Peter held onto one arm while Raven grabbed the other and they
helped him down the last few steps to the railing at the far end of the
landing. And helped him over the railing into the service shaft.
" SHIT!" the man screamed, dropping the gun as he frantically
grabbed for the railing. He missed that floor's but caught the next.
" Run!" Peter grabbed Raven's arm and headed back up the
stairs. He knew the dart gun was lost but the thug may have a back-up
weapon. And there was a second E.V.I.L. agent somewhere below.
Raven did not argue.
Pounding back up the stairs, she led the way back to her room.
Unlocking the door, she barely waited for Peter to get inside before
slamming it shut and locking it.
Peter was gasping for breath. " Damn." He plopped down on
the double bed.
" And all other expletives," Raven noted. " I liked that T-
shirt."
Peter looked at her. " Just who the hell are you?"
She answered. " I go by Raven."
" Raven. You're with the girltalk crowd." Peter chuckled,
shaking his head. " I thought we were going to be saving your pretty
little asses, not you getting me out of the fire."
Raven headed for her suitcase.
" Although I might have been able to find out who he was
working with," Peter mused. He shook his head. " I think I prefer just
getting away." He noticed a curious lump under the covers of the bed.
He lifted the bedspread.
A Peter Criss teddy bear, Love Gun version, smiled up at him.
" Do you mind?" Raven grabbed the bedspread and covered
the bear back up. She knelt on the bed, bracing herself with her arms
as she faced him, face just inches from his. " If you want to do
something useful, why don't you call security?"
Peter gave her an apologetic smile. " Sorry. Didn't mean to
pry."
Raven ducked her head, then raised it and gave him a smile.
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't snap at you. Nerves. I'm fine until a crisis is
over, then I have my hysterics. You live longer that way."
" Thanks for bailing me out," Peter said. He raised his
handcuffed hands and touched her cheek.
" Damn it Pete!" Eric Carr stood in the balcony doorway,
looking at the drummer, in handcuffs, a half naked woman on the bed
with him. " I thought you were in trouble. Did you want a witness for
your bondage fetish or something?"
Raven gave Eric a smoldering look before turning back to Peter
and asking, " Do you want to kill him or shall I?"
" Raven, meet Eric Carr," Peter introduced.
" Great, he's already dead." Raven walked across the room
and returned to fishing through her luggage for another top.
" Not exactly." Eric looked at Peter.
" Two E.V.I.L. goons on the stairs," Peter explained. " One
had a dart gun. Made me put on the cuffs. Raven distracted him and
we pushed him into the shaft beside the stairs. Last I saw the guy was
holding onto the railing trying to pull himself back up."
" You should have stayed and held him hostage until I got
there," Eric complained.
" Just because he dropped one gun doesn't mean he didn't have
another one," Peter pointed out. " And he had a partner who had gone
down to check something a few floors down."
Raven fastened her bra. " So I take it you're not really dead
and you're after this E.V.I.L. crowd and you want me to stay quiet."
She shrugged into another T-shirt.
" We have something we can bargain with," Peter said with a
grin. " She's one of the girltalk crowd and …" He flipped the
bedspread down again.
" Will you leave PC alone?" Raven demanded.
" PC, eh?" Peter teased.
Eric reached in a pocket. " Give me your wrists." He used an
electronic lockpik to open the cuffs. " Or did you want these left on?"
Peter rubbed his wrists. " No thanks. You can keep them."
Eric looked at Raven. " They think I'm dead."
" I can make that true if you want," Raven offered.
Eric smiled. " Just stay quiet, keep your eyes open and your
mouth shut."
Peter scribbled on the hotel stationary. " This is the number of
my cell phone. You can leave a message. If you need to meet with
me, tell me when and where."
A hint of color touched Raven's cheeks. " Meet you?"
" Yeah, in case you notice anything we should know about."
Peter handed her the number.
Eric frowned. " We better get out of here." He walked to the
door and cautiously checked the hall. " It's clear. I'll make sure you
get safely back within security."
" Be careful," Peter warned Raven. " That goon can identify
you now." Peter's gaze flicked down and then back to her face.
"Don't go out by yourself. If you feel threatened, I can arrange to
have you moved up onto our floor."
" I'll be fine," she assured him.
Peter smiled. " Thanks for the rescue." He gave her a quick
kiss. " I like my guardian angels to be female." He headed out the
door and was gone.
Raven slowly sat down on the bed. It didn't happen. She
didn't have Peter Criss in her room. Eric Carr didn't just suddenly
come back from the dead.
She felt cold metal under her hand and looked down. The
handcuffs rested on the bedspread. She clicked them shut and quickly
stowed them away in her suitcase. Yes it did happen. She smiled,
touching her lips. She quickly copied the number Peter had left down
on several other sheets (scrambling the numbers and destroying the
original copy just in case). She hid the copies in various parts of the
room and her luggage, keeping one in her pocket.
Maybe for once her weirdness magnet was going to do
something nice for her.
" Don't trust her," Eric warned.
" Raven?" Peter asked in surprise. " She just saved my sanity,
maybe my life."
Eric frowned. " We know Buttercup has someone inside
girltalk. That attack could have been a set-up to get you to trust her."
Peter stopped, letting Eric take three steps past him. " You're
crazy."
Eric turned to face him. " She just happened to be there when
you were attacked? She just happened to, without a weapon, disarm
an armed E.V.I.L. agent?"
" With my help," Peter reminded.
" We don't know her," Eric said. " And she's got short hair."
" Not everyone who has short hair is E.V.I.L.," Peter protested.
" I don't think we can trust her," Eric stated firmly.
THWACK!
" Ow." Eric grabbed the back of his head and turned.
Empty hallway.
Eric frowned. " Someone hit me in the back of the head."
Peter stepped past him. " Probably your guilty conscience."
Eric dropped his hand. " Just because I think Raven's
E.V.I.L.?"
THWACK!
" Ow!" Eric glared at the empty hallway before following
Peter.